Dude in a CrossFit Games Shirt Robs a Bank

May 17, 2015

CrossFit Bank RobberAlright, so a guy robbed a bank near Philly while wearing a CrossFit Games shirt. There are so many jokes to be made about this, but my brain is mush from doing Murph this morning so all I can come up with right now is this:

“Relax, it was only a Regionals shirt… It’s not like he’s one of the proven athletes anyway.”

AMRAP your jokes, memes, and captions in the comments: 3, 2, 1, GO!

Which affiliate is claiming this dude anyway?

Story and image from Mainline Media News



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