“You too can have the body of an angel…” Cross Fit by Jesus

October 29, 2015

This is a Throwback Thursday post… Originally posted in May of 2014, The Kloons put out this CrossFit parody video featuring none other than Jesus himself showing how doing Cross Fit can change your life.


Exercise with a Holy Cross strapped to your back: The NEW Cross Fit WOD. With our patented 100% mahogany Holy Cross, all you have to do is strap it to your back and the cross does the rest!
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